Fun Stuff
Help Needed
We need volunteers to run this site !
Ideally it should be one or two of the younger players in the Band
It's not difficult and should be great fun being the webmaster !
If you want to have a go send a note to colin.andrews8@btopenworld.com
Future Band Music...?
Real Country Music Song Titles
All My Exes Live In
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight?
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My
Heart
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
Need an excuse for missing band...?
I'd love to but... I have to floss my cat.
I'd love to but... The man on television told me to stay tuned
I'd love to but... I'm teaching my ferret to yodel
I'd love to but... None of my socks match
I'd love to but... I'm touring
I'd love to but... I never go out on days that end in "Y".
I'd love to but... I'm sorry, I'll be abducted by a flying saucer at 9.